I don’t usually do meme’s, but <Ser Infiel> tagged me and I thought ♀ & I could do it together. I’m not tagging anyone else though.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk – Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag 3 people.
1. Sex in the morning or sex at night? ♀: i prefer nights, but will be definitely be satisfied with mornings
sss: i don’t usually wake up horny, so i prefer my night (remember i work nights…so before i go to sleep)
2. Better sex music – Sade or Marvin Gaye? ♀: Instrumental background music
sss: mellowed out drug induced hindu music
3. Naughty pics or naughty home videos? ♀: both…depending on the mood
sss: i agree with ♀
4. Fabulous sex with: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House? we don’t watch much tv and we don’t know who either of those guys are
5. Vibrator or dildo? ♀: depends on my mood, but I really love my new glass dildo.
sss: I love it when she fucks me with the strap-on or the feeldoe.
6. Bedroom sex: lights off or lights on? ♀: doesn’t matter
sss: i like to see what (and who) i’m eating
7. Word preference: pussy or cunt? ♀: pussy
sss: I call hers a pussy, but i think i’m a good little cunt licker
8. Spanking over the knee or spanking only during sex? i’m the only one that gets spanked and it’s usually during sex, but she can spank me anytime or anywhere she wants
9. More exciting: sex in an elevator or sex in an aeroplane? ♀: aeroplane, because you can lock the door.
sss: she’s given me a blowjob in an elevator. it was hot, but i wasn’t able to come
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? ♀: peter north. i have issues with hairy backs
sss; i think ron jeremy would be fun to hang out with
11. Word preference: cock or dick? ♀: cock
sss: i often refer to mine as a pencil dick, but others as cocks
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? ♀: can’t decide
sss: Jenna’s cute, but Linda had real boobs. decisions decisions
13. Rope bondage or bondage tape?♀: rope, but rippings hairs out could be entertaining.
sss: ripping hairs out??? i’ll take the rope.
14. Give rim job or receive anal sex? ♀; depends on my mood
sss: i like both
15. Get rich stripping in a skanky bar or get rich as a call girl for celebs?I ♀: skanky bar
sss: i don’t think either would apply to middle-aged sissies
16. Which threesome – boy/girl/girl or boy/boy/girl?♀: bbg
sss: ggb
17. Flavoured oil or tingling oil? ♀: flavoured
sss: flavoured
18. Pearl necklace or swallow? ♀: necklace
sss: i love it when she does either
19. Sex while strangers watch or sex with a stranger? ♀: never tried either, but both could be hot
sss: i agree with ♀
20. Tied to the bed or to a St Andrew’s cross? ♀:bed
sss: bed
I love your answers! The more I read, the more you 2 seem like just the perfect American couple. Or Canadian. Or Earthling.
I usually don’t wake up horny either but it’s not hard to get me in the mood without a full day of stress behind me. A hand in my pants to wake me up? Refreshing!
And as for #11, you do not have a pencil dick! If that’s a pencil I’d like to see the Sharpie. Jeez!
It made me blush to read that ♀ likes both rimming and getting hit from the back. How much healthier can a sex life get? Goodness. . . (PS: It must be quite the annoyance to paste ♀ all the time instead of writing a letter or name but I love the concept!)
I love #16; the girl wants all the attention and so does the boy! Hehe!
Direct to the point and provocative answers! I just simply love this post. Anyways, I would like to also invite you to check out Naked Tube – you might find it interesting and useful.